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I Am An Unstoppable Force Of Energy, I Guess


December 3, 2015admin 1 Comment

In the last few months, I’ve all but disappeared from polite society. I keep running into people and explaining the same things over and over. Yes, I do still live in Ottawa. No, I haven’t been ignoring you. I’m “focusing… Continue Reading →

Thick Thoughts Adella, body positivity, depression, sad as fuck, self love, Thick Thoughts

Made Up For Me


July 12, 2015admin Leave a Comment

There was once a time when I didn’t look like me. My father had raised me with these ideas of what was ladylike and proper—no make up, no nail polish, no skin, nothing really. My appearance was entirely based on… Continue Reading →

Thick Thoughts Adella Rose Khan, beauty standards, do you, feminism, fuck the patriarchy, make-up, self esteem, self love

Your Ass is Ready


June 26, 2015admin Leave a Comment

Hottawa is finally starting to hit some high temps and sunny days, thank goddess! But with it comes the perennial stress that I ought to get my *~beach bod~* ready so I can look like some kind of patriarchal expectation… Continue Reading →

Thick Thoughts Adella Rose Khan, beach bod, beach body, body posi, body positive, feminism, fuck the patriarchy, self esteem, summer, your ass is hot af

Queen of Fucking Everything


June 14, 2015admin Leave a Comment

I went ripping through my aunt’s sunroom—denim jacket in hand, Doc Marten’s on feet, eight-month old piercing coming out my septum—and tried to pull my grandmother into a hug. I hadn’t seen her in over a year and she looked… Continue Reading →

Thick Thoughts Adella Rose Khan, beauty standards, do you, patriarchy, queen of fucking everything, self esteem, self love, Thick Thoughts

The F Word


May 22, 2015admin Leave a Comment

I’m wondering why you’re scared of the word “fat”. I got this really beautiful floral tattoo all over my chubby lil arm by a magical woman and I off-hand said to someone, “I covered my lil chubster arm in flowers!”… Continue Reading →

Thick Thoughts Adella Rose Khan, beach body, body image, patriarchy, pre-order your beach body on Amazon now, summer body, Thick Thoughts

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